That’s a relief. I was getting worried that a 129 year-old man was biding his time in Uruguay.

And in a boardroom somewhere, History Channel schedulers are freaking the fuck out about what to replace their 637 part series, "Places Where Hitler Definitely Escaped To!", with.

after taking cyanide and a bullet

Did he take them both orally?

Say what you will about Hitler, but he DID kill Hitler.

Over a 1000 years from now they will still be debating whether or not he died in the bunker.

Excellent...we just need figure out where Jack the Ripper has been hiding recently.

May be a controversial thought but legalising cannabis could reduce this statistic as people don't have to buy it through drug dealers who also sell these other drugs. Buying it through a dispensary takes away the gateway aspect of the drug as you can only buy cannabis from these stores.

Edit: the last sentence means you can't buy other drugs from dispensaries, not that you can't buy weed anywhere else.

Facebook was preinstalled on my Galaxy S6 Edge and despite rooting my phone, i still can't get rid of it. As soon as i uninstall it, it reappears.

If you can access something via browser, don't download the app. Its a waste of battery life and privacy.

It's in no way a bug... I posted about this a while back

Here is shell and su access

And here are the full permissions (green key) that aren't seen in stores or settings

Facebook? Nooooo. They just aired that horrible insulting condescending commercial where they basically said "Whoops! Somehow your data was used! We're just as baffled as you are!" Instead of an actual apology or changing how they do anything. God I hate that commercial. And I've never even used FB but it's still typical corporate B.S and pisses me off.

So TV is comfort food. Makes sense

Meanwhile in Canada I had a job interview, the guy asked me if I owned a car, I told him I used public transportation, and he ended the interview right there. Apparently it’s too unreliable/inconsistent and they wouldn’t hire anyone who didn’t have a car.